What are the worst/funniest baby names that you’ve ever heard?
How did you know the person?
Funny baby name meanings are welcome too…
On the Nevaeh thing… it kind of seemed cute at first, but I got to thinking, isn’t spelling the name backwards kind of implying that the child is hellish, or the opposite of heaven?
I wanted to add one about a poor woman named Iona Knipl
Her mom swears that she never thought that it sounded like a pun!
Poor kid 
I worked with a girl name Prynciss. Because the name Princess isn’t bad enough her mother had to butcher it.
Paycheunce – Patience. Friend’s step-daughter. Horrifying and she is the most energetic and impatient kid I know lol.
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i had a friend and her sister name her daughter apple…lol
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the funniest name i heard of was my ex boyfriend he was called albert hall after the actual building
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Oh my goodness…
Nevaeh. I am so sick of seeing that "name". I can’t believe people actually think it’s ‘pretty’! I don’t personally know anyone that has used this(Thank God) but have seen it tossed around plenty on here.
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Those ghetto names, e.g. LaQuicha or LaToya.
One of my friends wanted to name her daughter Peach Mylea, i convinced her to change it to
Mylea Peach haha xx
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I’m 35 and as a kid I had a Friend named Quintill, I’ve never since heard of anyone named that. That’s the stranges name although I like the name Quin I think it’s different.
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My moms friends kids are called
Honey-Suckle & Charly-Sunshine
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The funniest yet saddest was "Shithead". No joke. It really happened and sadly the mother didn’t realize what she had done. It was pronounced, Shi-thead. (long E)
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There were two brothers in my home town name Limejello and Orangejello. I am not joking at all. Prounouced La-mon-ja-low and Or-on-ja-low. It was horrible.
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How about Nosmo King= No Smoking..
Last thing the mother saw before delivery: a No Smoking Sign!!!!!!!!!
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Vashti.. my friend named her kid that. sounds like a disease
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A guy came in the office to fill out an application (construction) His first name was Bud and his middle name was Weiser. I saw his drivers license so it wasn’t a joke.
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My dad grew up with a girl who’s last name was Hogg. Her parents named her Ima….
I also used to work with a guy who named his son Khianti (like the wine, but spelled with a K)
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A girl here called her baby Summer Day. Ugh, I don’t know where people learned it was alright to name their child these things. Some of these are horrible, but I’m laughing at them.
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i know someone who named there child
apple
bowie–pronounced boo-eee
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I went to school with a kid named Jack Goph. Poor kid! Other kids would make fun of him every time his name was announced on the loud speaker. It sounded like they were saying "jack o–" cuz you don’t really hear the G.
I was gonna say Shithead, but someone else already beat me to it. I’ve never met the kid, but I feel soooo bad for him.
OMFG! I saw an online birth announcement and these parents named their son Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. Kendall is fine, although it’s girly. I do know a boy named Kendal so I’ve gotten used to it, but the rest of the name is just weird. And his first name is pronounced like Your Highness.
While I was looking at other really bad baby names, one stood out: Phuc. It kind of sounds like the "F" word, but slightly different. The funny thing is that it is an actual Vietnamese name and it means "blessing". I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid moved here to the US and changed his name.
Where I work, there are kids named Remmington (yes, like the gun. She goes by Remmie though), Montreal (pronounced Mon-trel. He has 2 brothers, Sevion [sev-ee-ahn] and Adrien.), and Alize (al-a-zay. Cute kid, messed up name. My first thought was "Why is this kid named after liquor?" lol)
I’ve also had a substitute teacher in my High School named Harry Pitts. lol He got alot of crap for it, and nobody liked him at all cuz he was all mean and nasty. The students called him "Hairy armpits" or just plain "hairy".
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I worked with a girl name Prynciss. Because the name Princess isn’t bad enough her mother had to butcher it.
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