Alternative Baby Names (for boys)
First, I hope you had a merry Christmas.
I have been making up bizarre baby names since 1994. In truth, I took the most unusual names from every source I could find, and made these names even sillier. So far, I have compiled a list of names for boys, a list for girls, a list of unisex names, and – most recently – a list of names for babies born non-heterosexual.
In the near future, I plan on compiling a list of baby names for newborn babies who are pre-destined to go to when they die.
I make up these names because I used to get teased a bit in school. Now I leave it to you: Would YOU have bugged somebody with a name like any one of these?
The boys’ list is the first list presented here. Others will follow in the future.
Enjoy at your own mental peril.
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i reckon …
i reckon summysphincheteraus sound pretty cool!!!! anyway thats what weve decided to call our daughter!!!!!!!
I particularly …
I particularly enjoyed Javarzharzh.
Ebonesium would …
Ebonesium would have definitely gotten his kicked on a regular basis.
Can you imagine a 5 year old trying to learn how to spell one of those names as he started kindergarten?